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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer Walkin' home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa, we believe She'd been drinking too much eggnog And we begged her not to go But she forgot her medication And she staggered out the door into the snow When we found her Christmas morning At the scene of the attack She had hoof prints on her forehead And incriminating claws marks in her back Grandma got ran over by a reindeer Walkin' home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa, we believe Now we're all so proud of grandpa He's been taking this so well See him in there watching football And drinkin' beer and playing cards with cousin Mel It's not Christmas without grandma All the family's dressed in black And we just can't help but wonder Should we open her gifts or send them back (Send them back) Grandma got ran over by a reindeer Walkin' home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa, we believe Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made of fig And the blue and silver candles That would just have matched the hair on grandma's wig I've warned all my friends and neighbors "Better watch out for yourselves!" They should never give a license To a man who drives a sleigh and plays the bells Grandma got ran over by a reindeer Walkin' home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa, we believe (Sing it grandpa!) Grandma got ran over by a reindeer Walkin' home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa, we believe Merry Christmas!

Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog And we'd begged her not to go But she forgot her medication And she staggered out the door into the snow When we found her Christmas morning At the scene of the attack She had hoof prints on her forehead And incriminating Claus marks on her back Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe Now we're all so proud of Grandpa He's been taking this so well See him in there, watching football Drinkin' beer and playing cards with Cousin Mel It's not Christmas without Grandma All the family's dressed in black And we just can't help but wonder Should we open up her gifts or send them back? Send them back! Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made of fig (ah!) And a blue and silver candles That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig I've warned all my friends and neighbors "Better watch out for yourselves!" They should never give a license To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve And you can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe Sing it, Grandpa Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe Merry Christmas

Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe She'd been drinking too much eggnog And we begged her not to go But she forgot her medication And she staggered out the door into the snow When we found her Christmas morning At the scene of the attack She had hoof prints on her forehead And incriminating Claus marks on her back Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe Now we're all so proud of Grandpa He's been taking this so well See him in there watching football Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel It's not Christmas without Grandma All the family's dressed in black And we just can't help but wonder Should we open up her gifts Or send them back (send them back) Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made of fig, ah And the blue and silver candles That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig I've warned all my friends and neighbors Better watch out for yourselves They should never give a license To a man who drives a sleigh And plays with elves Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe Sing it, Grandpa! Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe Merry Christmas

Randy Brooks Kris Publishing/Elmo Publishing admin by Integrated CopyrightGroup Inc. (SESAC) Well a couple of good friends of mine Elmo and Patsy Wrote me and said they'd written the perfect country Christmas comedy Song. I said "No you didn't. You didn't mention nothing about... ... ... ... Well... yeah you pretty much got it all. I mean Grandma and of course the Family and getting drunk and run over by heavy machinery and..." Well since I needed the money I felt obliged to include it on this record. And it goes a little something like this: R: Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog, And we'd begged her not to go. But she'd forgot her medication, And she staggered out the door into the snow. When they found her Christmas mornin', At the scene of the attack, She had hoof prints on her forehead, And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back. R: Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. Now we're all so proud of Grandpa, He's been takin' this so well. See him in there watchin' football, Drinkin beer and playin' cards with cousin Mell. It's not Christmas without Grandma. All the family's dressed in black. And we just can't help but wonder: Should we open up her gifts or send them back? Send them back! R: Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made of fig. And a blue and silver candle That would have just matched the hair in grandma's wig. I've warned all my friends and neighbors. "Better watch out for yourselves. They should never give a license, To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves." R: Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. R: Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve . You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa we belive.

Hey, has anybody seen grandma? Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe She'd been drinking too much eggnog And we'd begged her not to go But she'd left her medication So she stumbled out the door into the snow When they found her Christmas morning At the scene of the attack There were hoof prints on her forehead And incriminating Claus marks on her back Now were all so proud of Grandpa He's been taking this so well See him in there watching football Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Belle It's not Christmas without Grandma All the family's dressed in black And we just can't help but wonder Should we open up her gifts or send them back? (SEND THEM BACK!) Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made of fig And a blue and silver candles That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig I've warned all my friends and neighbors Better watch out for yourselves They should never give a license To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves As for me and Grandpa we believe As for me and Grandpa we believe Has anybody seen Grandma? Anyone. Anyone!

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Gr-gr-gr-randma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Well, ever since grandpa passed away, she's been chilling at home Watching soaps half the day 'cause she's feeling alone So I set her up on Facebook and gave the address To my friends and I asked them all to send a request And no one would have guessed one day she'd go wild But grandma got obsessed and changed her profile to slutty McButtSex And I was appalled when I saw a bunch of pictures of her cleavage on her wall Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Gr-gr-gr-randma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Then she updated her status, yeah, and it made me pissed 'Cause she said her grandson was a crybaby bitch! And all my stupid friends wrote her back, and they laughed And they all liked her comment 'cause they're wack, and I'm mad Is this considered abuse, yeah you'd be pissed at her too 'Cause now her list to do's is just pictures of dudes I wanted her to make friends, but she's about to seduce My homeboys with a mixture of vodka and prune juice Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Gr-gr-gr-randma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma I check my Facebook daily I get a friend request from this old ass lady I know'd your grandma, but I ain't gonna lie She's rocking that muu muu, and looking all fly I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass! I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass! Butterscotch my balls Me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath (Grandma's got a Facebook, Grandma's got a Facebook) I want to put my hands in your grandma's candy dish Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Gr-gr-gr-randma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma Grandma Grandma, Grandma

Oh, don't go! don't go! Packed my bags I hate to say i'm leaving But that's my right When i'm gone I hope you find the one with Love that's right for you (I'm sorry to say, i'm leaving this way) From the start I knew what you were after But i stayed When your heart Just deservs one answer Games i played, with you There's no use in crying now And your king has lost your crown I'm trough I got over love I got over love, baby I got over love, this time (this time) What you say is love is pain, baby But in losing love i've gained from you I got over love I got over love I got over love, baby I got over love, this time (this time) I wanna tell you, i'll never need it I got over love This time baby